While Gulman’s stature might make you think he is a tough guy he is really a giant pussy. A giant funny pussy but a pussy nonetheless.

Dave is on to something; there needs to be a universal system of categorizing porn. Water sports doesn’t mean what is implied.

I have shared this experience. I wish I had saved the 4-inch, gray nose hair I pulled a few weeks ago for posterity.

I love Prince and I need more black friends. Hi Finesse! Facebook me!

I thought “guns” and “retarded” were synonymous.