I love Maria Bamford. She is hilarious. Her Christmas commercials for Target make me want to be a better man. Also, I can completely relate to having terrible female co-workers. Ladies have a really difficult time becoming friends when we're unwed and constantly seeking male approval. That's why the friendships on Golden Girls make so much sense. When you're that close to death, only the Lord Jesus Christ's opinion of you matters. Well that, and kitschy seasonal sweaters.

Dan Mintz is amazing! He is really funny and also one of the nicest people I've met. Thus, proving he is some sort of comedy robot that must be destroyed. Dan does the voice of Tina on Bob's Burgers and he is fantastic. He is really funny and at the same time extremely sweet and vulnerable, which is great when playing an awkward thirteen year old girl who wears glasses. I feel very protective of him now that I've come to know him as that character. Every time I see him I'm tempted to tell him not to worry; that life gets so much better in college.

Eugene Mirman also does a voice on Bob's Burgers, and is also genius. He plays an eleven year old boy named Gene who likes farts. Listening to Eugene during a show record is insane. Pretty much everything that he says is funny. Except for that one time he said that he couldn't hear himself in his headphones. Although looking back on that now, it was pretty funny.

Kumail is awesome. One of my coworkers turned me onto his stuff and I have never looked back. He has the ability to make fun of all the things I like to make fun of, but when he does it people laugh. I wish I knew his secret.