Look at Kindler struggle mightily to come up with the word "stick." Good pull, Andy. But more importantly, who is filming your sets? The average Bang Bus episode has better production value. The Zapruder film had a better angle. And a third thing (as Andy would say).

I clicked on this video expecting "Creepy Eyes," and all I got were Brent's impressions of "Gay Eyes" and "Psychotic Eyes." Brent, put that famous tongue of yours to better uses - like coming up with more accurate titles for your videos!

The first line of this video is, "My breasts are kind of small by L.A. standards." Okay, let me stop you right there, Alison. Allow me to give you for free what I get paid thousands of dollars to do for a living: punch up work. "My breasts are very LARGE by ANY standards." See how much better that is? Now we're engaged, interested, and paying attention to whatever it is you're saying.

Kyle spends a lot of time during this clip bemoaning his personal appearance. Kyle, as a friend, let me loan you sixty dollars. Now buy yourself a one-month gym membership and a beard trimmer. You'll be happier, and I think your act will blossom like a jellybean popping out of a pelican's asshole (or some other better-worded metaphor).