John Roy
I always love watching John perform! This bit is genius for it's simple statement of reality, "Cops are not Genies." A truer thing has never been said!
Kyle Grooms
Not just another Starbucks bit. There's a brutal truth here. Corporate white metrosexuality meets urban fuck you!
Dan Gabriel
First, I like Dan's picture because he looks like he just fell off his bike. Secondly, this bit has a great line: "Go to a sports store buy a football - go to Office Depot buy a Sharpee - sign it - OJ memorabilia minus thirty years." Succinct and brilliant.
Andi Smith
What a great line. "Out of all the things you are currently doing, that's what you decided to quit?" Why worry about safe sex when you're already dying of lung cancer.
Drew Hastings
A modern day Scrooge! Drew is Brilliantly honest. Why he is not the star of his own sitcom is beyond me... but then it isn't. "I don't give a fuck about your favorite line in this peace of shit script!"














