Hannibal can somehow talk about shooting a woman in the face without making life more difficult for other black men. Also, he's disturbingly hilarious.

One of the best service industry jokes I've ever heard, and excellent call back! Plus, Alex is one of the few people to wear that hat who doesn't make me angry.

I hate Walmart. I enjoy jokes that make fun of Walmart. This clip meets those requirements exceedingly well.

Erin's one of my favorite comics. Facebook is one of my favorite places on the Internet. This clip combines two things that I like. Also, it's SO TRUE. What she says about Facebook is SO TRUE!!!

In a world where there is so much hack comedy about swine flu, I appreciate the original take on this common premise. Go smart black man, go!!

Exposing plot holes in action movies is an ancient art, but occasionally someone exposes faulty logic so well, that he deserves some recognition. Kumail is that man. Watch and learn. And to the screenwriters out there, step up your game!

This is my affirmative action pick. I'm only selecting this clip because it's by a black man and about a black man. Quota reached.