This joke makes me mad. And hungry. And then... happy. Then sad again for some reason. A rude baby is a bad baby.
Please do not ice your baby.
I'm only a week old! Thanks for asking!
Where did you go? Oh, hi, there you are. WAIT... WHAT'S GOING ON?
This one hit a little too close to home! If you know what I'm saying! I'm saying I'm constipated, did you get that?
A very good impression of a baby from someone who used to be a baby a long time ago.