Hal Sparks thinks it would be cool to be saved by Van Halen, but I'd rather get mouth-to-mouth from ZZ Top.
Hal Sparks has been all over the TV and comedy scene, from his breakout gig on The Soup to his more serious acting gig on Queer as Folk. But knowing you (and I do), you probably just recognize him from Dude, Where's My Car? Jeez, you're such a stoner.