My mom...saved the paper from the day I was born which means... I don't know what happened on the day I was born, but I'm pretty well informed about the day before. - Dane Faucheux
You ever been so drunk, that the cop is reading you your rights, but it sounds like wedding vows? - Mark Agee
I usually drink coffee with cream. Sometimes I drink it black though... just to wipe the fucking grin off my face. - Tanner Inman
For many comics, a steady gig is the light at the end of a very long tunnel. A job as a TV host can be the final frontier, after countless club shows and hundreds of hours on the road. Not the case with Chris Fairbanks. After serving his time as a personality and writer on [...]
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"Dave's right--it's important to alternate. Otherwise, it's just disgusting"







