I brought a guy home last weekend..but I hadn't made a sex playlist. So, I put my iPod on shuffle which is pretty dangerous, cause nothing kills a boner faster than The Little Mermaid soundtrack. - Paige Bowman
I usually drink coffee with cream. Sometimes I drink it black though... just to wipe the fucking grin off my face. - Tanner Inman
Dating sites are too specific... they want to know your hobbies and your interests and your activities. All three of those things that I thought was one thing... It should just say, "shit you do on Saturday". - Geoff Tate
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