My mother says the best thing about being a grandmother is that she can enjoy the little one, but she can leave when she wants... which is why we don't let her babysit. - Dave Rattigan
I don't like the 69 position. It's annoying. It's like someone trying to talk to you while you're trying to read. - Carey Denise
My dad was 40 years old when I was born, so I have "Old Dad"... Old Dad doesn't play catch; Old Dad stares into fires and talks about what should have been. - Joshua Murphy
As we noted a few weeks ago, Hannibal Buress is staying busy these days, possibly fueled by a steady diet of McGriddles and apple juice. Hannibal’s hour-long special, Hannibal Buress: Animal Furnace debuts on Comedy Central this Sunday. Also debuting Sunday, Adult Swim’s The Eric Andre Show features Hannibal as a co-host. Hannibal performed on Conan last night, [...]







